so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
operation have a gay friend backfired
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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