Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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