Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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