very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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