I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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