no one should ever give us hovercrafts
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Boobs are out for the taking
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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