at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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