I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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