Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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