i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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