So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
people are starting to question the shark bite story
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
