All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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