I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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