You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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