Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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