Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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