STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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We have so much sex to catch up on
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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