im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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