this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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