1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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