google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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