one two three fourrrrnication!
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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