Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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