OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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