He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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