Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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