Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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