Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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