As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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