I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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