I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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