Don't make out with my wife yet
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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