I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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