Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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