I think im going to throw up on grandma
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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