Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize