I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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