im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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