Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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