I hope mine doesn't look like that
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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