I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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