I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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