If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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