If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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