i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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