Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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