Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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