I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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