What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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