I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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