: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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