im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
