How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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